Yam

As everyone knows, yesterday was a very special day indeed. That's right folks - it was Yam Day. A special - nay, magical day in everyone's minds, it is the day we celebrate the single food on this Earth that could very easily be mistaken for a turd. In honour of this special day, I have commissioned a song about it from my good friend Senor Tom.

It's Yam Day today
Hip hip hooray
We can celebrate Yam
And eat it with ham

The kids await their annual fete
Captain Yam with the presents come
Cos Yams makes all else second rate
So now there's no need to be glum

A time of givin', a time for livin'
To get away from it all
Yam Day is just that forgivin'
It can solve problems big or small

It's Yam Day Today
Hip hip hooray
We can celebrate Yam
And eat it with ham

Yams trees pretty as they light up the city
May the happiness of Yams spread far
So it will always be a pity
Til Yams are the world's star

They deserve so much more, for what they must endure
Cruely shunned aside by society
But soon they'll be impossible to ignore
As they simply try to make us happy

Because...
It's Yam Day Today
Hip hip hooray
We can celebrate Yam
And eat it with ham

Yam Day is special for every one
A time made just for having fun
So it's Yam day for, the whole Earth
Uniting everybody for whats it worth

*EVERYBODY*

It's Yam Day Today
Hip Hip hooray
It's Yam Day Today
It's Time to play

It's Yam Day Today
Oh, hip hip hooray
We can celebrate Yam
And eat it with ham
Or maybe some jam
And possibly lamb

It's Yam Day today
Oh, Hip Hip hooray
It's Yam Day today
And it's here to stay!

Treat your Yam with dignity and respect, and it will do the same to you.