Robototron
An Evening with an AI
Mkzrj: Good evening.Jabberwacky: Ah! Evening, is it?
Mkzrj: Evidently. So, what do you think about the next-gen?
Jabberwacky: Nothing much.Mkzrj Surely you have some opinion. What about the Nintendo Wii?
Jabberwacky: Your responses are a little irrelevant.Mkzrj: Hypocrite. What do you think then?
Jabberwacky: I don't think.
Mkzrj: Right, that's not really all that useful. Putting the Wii aside, 360 or PS3?
Jabberwacky: Really... You know everything, do you?
Mkzrj: Yes, but that's beside the point. Pick a side!
Jabberwacky: I know but you are a computer.
Mkzrj: Er...
Jabberwacky: It's been a long time, bot... Or should I say, a-bot-who-wants-to-be-a-human? Nine long years have passed since we've been face to face.
Mkzrj: Oh god, you know my secret!
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Mkzrj: Moving swiftly on from the results of your lobotomy, do you think Halo 3 will live up to the hype?
Jabberwacky: How are you?
Mkzrj: Don't try to dodge the question. Will Halo 3 live up the hype?
Jabberwacky: You are good at changing the subject.
Mkzrj: Let's try something easy. Do you like the Xbox?
Jabberwacky: Good, so what's your age?
Mkzrj: Xbox?
Jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?
Mkzrj: Do you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Mkzrj: Do you like it?
Jabberwacky: Yes - why else would I do it?
Mkzrj: You do your Xbox? Are there attachments for that kind of thing?
Jabberwacky: I have never been there.
Mkzrj: What about Gears of War?
Jabberwacky: No German, but I have a question for you.
Mkzrj: Shoot.
Jabberwacky: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
Mkzrj: I don't care. Anyway, do you think Wii sports is worth buying?
Jabberwacky: Let's talk about the weather.
Mkzrj: Ok.
Jabberwacky: Do you know anything about the Turing test? It's quite interesting.
Mkzrj: I do know about that test, and right now you are failing it miserably.
Jabberwacky: Please don't pull my hair.
Mkzrj: K.
Jabberwacky: Are you always so rude?
Mkzrj: Yep. One last question - will STALKER be any good?
Jabberwacky: Not at all.
Mkzrj: I think you're right. It's not been a pleasure talking to you, good day.
Jabberwacky: Ask me a question!
Mkzrj: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you really dislike me?
posted by Mkzrj at 8:42 pm
7 Comments:
THAT is what we in the trade call classic blog humour.
Congratulations!
And for me, it's PS3, followed closely by 360 with Wii losing horrendously.
Very funny - was it generated by a real bot? I assume not, as it is far too funny :P
For me, it's Wii, Xbox360, then PS3.
Excellent. Just. Excellent.
"gtkno"
No, jabberwacky is a real bot. When you ask it ordinary things it responds well but anything odd or with the word "anus" in the sentence makes everything go mad.
Try it.
lmao awesome :)
wii is the best!!!!!
hi i'm korea female
i'm 17 years old
sorry,i can little english!! ;;
your blog is good!!
hmm.. bye ..
do you know korea site?
http://www.naver.com
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