Flamingo

This is a song about the Flamingo.

A wonderful bird's the Flamingo,
But very few speak all the lingo,
Some say it looks like a Dingo,
But it never plays music like Ringo.

Almost all Flamingos have legs,
From Flamingo elites to the dregs,
While a Flamingo may never lay eggs,
They drink beer in entire kegs.

Flamingos are really very pink,
And luckily they don't always stink.
I once saw a Flamingo wink,
But I don't think they're into kink.

Their legs are extraordinarily thin,
So much they could fit in a bin,
But in doing that what would they win?
An accolade, or maybe a chin?

I need to think of more rhymes,
But what else does apart from slimes?
Another good one could be grimes,
But that doesn't make sense.

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To go completely offtopic, for those interested, I have a picture here of a Coil pistol (like a small coilgun). From now on, anything under ---- is just random notes about something or other, maybe relating to previous entries like this one.