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This week's

award goes to none other than Rupert Murdoch, for a wide assortment of reasons.
He is basically a more media-friendly version of George Bush. Everything the moronic President says, Murdoch agrees with for the most part. Since he seems to own all of the civilized world to some extent, his filthy talons seem to be in everything (see below).


He owns Fox Media - the legendarily unbiased channel, apparently - and uses it to send to America all his suitably right-wing agendas. He also owns the Sun newspaper, and apparently the Page 3 girls recently said wildly unconvincing statements in support of the Iraq War. Do I sense someone telling them what to say? Hah. Don't be silly. He also owns MySpace, Sky TV, anything else that is both going to pull in the largest number of people, and has some say over their opinions and whatnot.
Obviously there is nothing wrong with being a good business man, but there certainly is if you abuse your power to forward your moronic agendas. He recently married again to a woman 37 years younger than him. Why do the phrases "Gold digger" and "Trophy wife" present themselves?
Thus, Mr Murdoch - aka Secret Twat Ninja #74 - wins this week's award for someone the world would undoubtably be better without. I wonder if one day, people will invent a time machine, and decide to get rid of Rupert Murdoch. So they go back, remove him, but then there would be no reason for them to have gone back to remove him, so they wouldn't go back. If they hadn't gone back though he would still be able, and so they would go back, and so he wouldn't exist, and so...