Terms
I thought I'd take this time to outline the Terms & Conditions of reading my blog. There was some trouble recently with a certain legal battle I'd rather not go into, but I'd like to clear things up.
T&C of TRI INC
1 (a) (i) By reading anything on this site, you are agreeing to the following terms. You agree that you concur with all statements, including those about destroying Mars simply for the purpose of creating an entertaining fireworks display one day in the future. Any disagreement posted in the comments section will lead to a bet involving an Oxford English Dictionary which inbred morons will lose because they don't understand the English language.
1 (a) (ii) If you choose to read any section of this blog, you acknowledge several things. You acknowledge that when I eventually take over the world, several changes will be made. These changes include compulsory IQ tests on Xbox Live (a limit of 60 would remove 95% of players), giving me free games consoles, removal of everything shit on this Earth and destruction of all Star Trek DVDs. VHS copies may survive for the amusement value.
1 (a) (iii) The purple is taking over.
1 (b) (i) You will agree to tell people about this blog in order to increase the hit count. More on this topic at a later date, which will be after the LAN party.
2 (a) (i) See all above.
2 (a) (ii) I own all property and land rights to your house.
3 (a) (i) All blog entries must be commented on, and nothing may ever take preference over such an activity. Even if your house is being torn down around you as a giant Bender and Dr Zoidberg do battle, you must still comment.
3 (b) (ii) In conclusion, TRI is owned by TRI and all TRI subsidiaries of TRI. Any attempt to insult said subsidiares or said TRI will result in said penalties, including six months of cabbage planting and peanut butter manufacture.
4 (a) (i) Lastly, you agree to not be too concerned when a below-standard entry should come along.
1 (a) (i) By reading anything on this site, you are agreeing to the following terms. You agree that you concur with all statements, including those about destroying Mars simply for the purpose of creating an entertaining fireworks display one day in the future. Any disagreement posted in the comments section will lead to a bet involving an Oxford English Dictionary which inbred morons will lose because they don't understand the English language.
1 (a) (ii) If you choose to read any section of this blog, you acknowledge several things. You acknowledge that when I eventually take over the world, several changes will be made. These changes include compulsory IQ tests on Xbox Live (a limit of 60 would remove 95% of players), giving me free games consoles, removal of everything shit on this Earth and destruction of all Star Trek DVDs. VHS copies may survive for the amusement value.
1 (a) (iii) The purple is taking over.
1 (b) (i) You will agree to tell people about this blog in order to increase the hit count. More on this topic at a later date, which will be after the LAN party.
2 (a) (i) See all above.
2 (a) (ii) I own all property and land rights to your house.
3 (a) (i) All blog entries must be commented on, and nothing may ever take preference over such an activity. Even if your house is being torn down around you as a giant Bender and Dr Zoidberg do battle, you must still comment.
3 (b) (ii) In conclusion, TRI is owned by TRI and all TRI subsidiaries of TRI. Any attempt to insult said subsidiares or said TRI will result in said penalties, including six months of cabbage planting and peanut butter manufacture.
4 (a) (i) Lastly, you agree to not be too concerned when a below-standard entry should come along.
posted by Mkzrj at 10:51 pm
4 Comments:
I disagree!! This is not a real contract. Or post. Hmmm... a legal dilemma...
You suck.
Sue me mother fucker!
"xjvbc"
4 (a) (i) Lastly, you agree to not be too concerned when a below-standard entry should come along.
:D
I'm not agreeing to the thing about the houses, and I do the rest anyway (mostly).
I refuse to sign.
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