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Today we have a round-up of the world's most exciting stories to hit the headlines today!
In a shocking relevation, tyres were today thrown off a motoray bridge! The workers there said it was a miracle that no-one was badly hurt, and they were even surprised that such an exciting event didn't get more news coverage! Said one "This is the most exciting thing to happen in Devon since that chicken competition. We're all so excited! We even made the BBC site!"
Others were less jubilant. One man who got a disasterous mild injury from this horrible accent said that his car was mildly dented.
"That might cost me nearly fifty pounds!" shouted the irate man. "I blame the Government."
In other news today, PS2 players were completely owned when a new fitness machine came out. Designed to make people move while playing games - something which distracts from both the exercise and the gaming resulting in you doing both of them badly - has become an additional extra for the Playstation.
Said one braindead parent who thinks this is a good idea - "This means Johnny can now exercise."
Exciting stuff folks!
Also, World of Warcraft fans are in terrible disarray as an extended maintenance period was announced! Said 'Pzi Kel'Thuzard' - "owned imo". Other such inspired quotes were abound on the forums as the WoW players mourned the loss of such exciting places as Dentarg and the Steamweasel, whatever the hell that is. One said : "My server will be down all day Tuesday, so that means there won't be anything to do except sleep. And sleep. Just about everything bores me lately, like watching TV gets old, and with Norgannon being down, I should just sleep."
A tragic tragedy for the players of WoW.
There you have it, the most incredible news from today's headlines! Nothing more fascinating has happened in the entire day in the whole world - just think about that.
In a shocking relevation, tyres were today thrown off a motoray bridge! The workers there said it was a miracle that no-one was badly hurt, and they were even surprised that such an exciting event didn't get more news coverage! Said one "This is the most exciting thing to happen in Devon since that chicken competition. We're all so excited! We even made the BBC site!"
Others were less jubilant. One man who got a disasterous mild injury from this horrible accent said that his car was mildly dented.
"That might cost me nearly fifty pounds!" shouted the irate man. "I blame the Government."
In other news today, PS2 players were completely owned when a new fitness machine came out. Designed to make people move while playing games - something which distracts from both the exercise and the gaming resulting in you doing both of them badly - has become an additional extra for the Playstation.
Said one braindead parent who thinks this is a good idea - "This means Johnny can now exercise."
Exciting stuff folks!
Also, World of Warcraft fans are in terrible disarray as an extended maintenance period was announced! Said 'Pzi Kel'Thuzard' - "owned imo". Other such inspired quotes were abound on the forums as the WoW players mourned the loss of such exciting places as Dentarg and the Steamweasel, whatever the hell that is. One said : "My server will be down all day Tuesday, so that means there won't be anything to do except sleep. And sleep. Just about everything bores me lately, like watching TV gets old, and with Norgannon being down, I should just sleep."
A tragic tragedy for the players of WoW.
There you have it, the most incredible news from today's headlines! Nothing more fascinating has happened in the entire day in the whole world - just think about that.
posted by Mkzrj at 10:23 pm
3 Comments:
Thanks for the update =0). I like that to get kids to excersize we must somehow involve it with video games
~Justin
...and Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death.
"qnavt"!
"tyres were today thrown off a motoray bridge!"
What's a motoray? Is it a motorised version of a stingray?
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