Crisis
Tonight we take a gander down politics lane for some calm and controlled comments on the obscene things that Israel is doing in the Middle East - and they have been doing since their creation.
For starters, Israel is the instigator of modern terrorism. They took land of Palestine using nothing but terrorist tactics to establish their own (illegal) state. One charming example : after raiding a military camp and taking all the soldiers hostage, they killed them. But ofcourse, this wasn't enough. They filled their bodies full of explosives and hung them. When their companions came to take their bodies home for burial, the corpses exploded. And what group did this? The group which hopefully-soon-to-be-dead-but-currently-vegetable nonentity Ariel Sharon once belonged to.
Now Israel claim Lebanon is the aggressor. Let's look at history shall we? Israel occupied Palestine and kicked out the Palestinian people - they occupied Syria, Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon, the latter for over 20 years. UN resolutions were passed against Israel and ignored. The latest resolution to make them retreat has - guess what - been vetoed by the USA.
So I support Lebanon, and Iran and Syria should they give their backing. This should be a call to arms. Maybe this war could stop Israel?
Ofcourse not. Israel can't really lose. America and their allies can get away with anything. Palestinians are still killed every day by Israel. The world doesn't bat an eyelid. But three Israeli soldiers - HOLY FUCK! Mount the guns! Israel have one of the largest armies in the world, the highest soldier/civilian ratio in the world. They spend the most money per capita on the military in the world. Palestine - thanks to the Israeli war machine - has more asylum seekers than any other country. Add the fact that they're financed by the USA, and there's no way they'll lose.
Oh well.
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I was looking through old Radio Times from a few weeks ago to try and find a particular article, and I came across a badly-worded reference to Spring Watch, which honestly read : "Today we get a better view at Kate Humble's great tits."
Well done.
For starters, Israel is the instigator of modern terrorism. They took land of Palestine using nothing but terrorist tactics to establish their own (illegal) state. One charming example : after raiding a military camp and taking all the soldiers hostage, they killed them. But ofcourse, this wasn't enough. They filled their bodies full of explosives and hung them. When their companions came to take their bodies home for burial, the corpses exploded. And what group did this? The group which hopefully-soon-to-be-dead-but-currently-vegetable nonentity Ariel Sharon once belonged to.
Now Israel claim Lebanon is the aggressor. Let's look at history shall we? Israel occupied Palestine and kicked out the Palestinian people - they occupied Syria, Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon, the latter for over 20 years. UN resolutions were passed against Israel and ignored. The latest resolution to make them retreat has - guess what - been vetoed by the USA.
So I support Lebanon, and Iran and Syria should they give their backing. This should be a call to arms. Maybe this war could stop Israel?
Ofcourse not. Israel can't really lose. America and their allies can get away with anything. Palestinians are still killed every day by Israel. The world doesn't bat an eyelid. But three Israeli soldiers - HOLY FUCK! Mount the guns! Israel have one of the largest armies in the world, the highest soldier/civilian ratio in the world. They spend the most money per capita on the military in the world. Palestine - thanks to the Israeli war machine - has more asylum seekers than any other country. Add the fact that they're financed by the USA, and there's no way they'll lose.
Oh well.
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I was looking through old Radio Times from a few weeks ago to try and find a particular article, and I came across a badly-worded reference to Spring Watch, which honestly read : "Today we get a better view at Kate Humble's great tits."
Well done.
posted by Mkzrj at 6:32 pm
4 Comments:
Don't forget Kate Humble's hot ass.
*Picture of a donkey in the summer sun*
Apparently, the guys at the G8 are "striving for peace". As in they are saying "Oh, please don't destroy the Lebanon, Israel, please. I'll be your friend if you stop."
It's less effective than saying "Swiper, no swiping" three times.
No-one who has not accidentally watched "Dora the Explorer" will get that.
Fantastic programme! *kills Nickelodeon*
What about Plop? I love those crazy Flemish gnomes!
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