Scary
Many of you will remember the Illuminati entry entitled "Council", back on the 6th of September. A few days ago I recieved an e-mail, sent by an anonymous account to which I couldn't reply, commenting on this entry. I have copied it in its entirity below:
Dear MKZRJ,
Your blog, "Thoughts, rants and ideas" recently published an entry talking of the Illuminati.
While we recognise that this was written purely for entertainment purposes, we must unfortunately request that it is deleted from the site for several reasons, too sensitive to be mentioned in an e-mail so susceptible to interception. If you refuse to co-operate our 'lawyers' will regretably have to take action against your blog for the possible offence it may cause and the security risks posed.
We remain uncertain how this information fell into your hands, especially since several measures you mention have already been implemented making theft nearly impossible, so we also demand that you provide us with a detailed explanation of the aforementioned dilemma.
Failure to do so could also result in further contact from the highest authorities, either from within our own society and its highly trained and respected lawyers or from our close friends within the United States Supreme Court. We highly recommend that you follow the advice and instruction that we provide you with to avoid any unnecessary confrontation in a courtroom, and would once again wish to highlight the severity of the situation.
Due to the nature of this issue, if it spiralled any further it would be greated by a complete media blackout, which we have already been granted by the Supreme Court should it be necessary to prevent details of the case leaking into blasphemous international newspapers and online media organisations.
Furthermore, should the case be taken before court, as an additional consequence of - but entirely derived from - the importance and international sensitivity of the case, the court would likely be eager to rule hastily in our favour.
Also, because of the above mentioned media blackout aready granted us, we would strongly advise against the publication of this email and request that you maintain it with upmost confidentiality.
[Oops.]
Mentioning, or furtermore copying, it onto your website, "Thought, rants and ideas" or indeed any other website in your possession or the possession of others, regardless of your awareness of such an act, could increase the severity considerably and provoke an instantaneous and decisive response, which would almost certainly result in your site being shut down and possibly even jail for yourself and any associates of yours who have aided you at any stage of this process.
The publication of international secrets (albeit of ficticious international establishments) cannot in anyway be condoned. Especially not in a manner which could at worst reveal centuries of supressed information and ruin the work many dedicated their lives to that this situation has such at risk and at best misinform and possibly convert several people to believe in the existence of (the entirely fictional and completely untrue) Illuminati.
Should this not convince you to remove all references to our non-existent sect, you should know that Gooosho'lfnh the terrible shall smite thou all if you dare continue this blashpemy.
Regards,
Not the President Master of the Command of the Holy Saviour
P.S
Not the Lord Esquire the Renowed Librarian of the Lord either.
Dear MKZRJ,
Your blog, "Thoughts, rants and ideas" recently published an entry talking of the Illuminati.
While we recognise that this was written purely for entertainment purposes, we must unfortunately request that it is deleted from the site for several reasons, too sensitive to be mentioned in an e-mail so susceptible to interception. If you refuse to co-operate our 'lawyers' will regretably have to take action against your blog for the possible offence it may cause and the security risks posed.
We remain uncertain how this information fell into your hands, especially since several measures you mention have already been implemented making theft nearly impossible, so we also demand that you provide us with a detailed explanation of the aforementioned dilemma.
Failure to do so could also result in further contact from the highest authorities, either from within our own society and its highly trained and respected lawyers or from our close friends within the United States Supreme Court. We highly recommend that you follow the advice and instruction that we provide you with to avoid any unnecessary confrontation in a courtroom, and would once again wish to highlight the severity of the situation.
[This image was included with the e-mail. I'm not totally sure why but the big guy on the right of the middle looks like plastecine.]
Due to the nature of this issue, if it spiralled any further it would be greated by a complete media blackout, which we have already been granted by the Supreme Court should it be necessary to prevent details of the case leaking into blasphemous international newspapers and online media organisations.
Furthermore, should the case be taken before court, as an additional consequence of - but entirely derived from - the importance and international sensitivity of the case, the court would likely be eager to rule hastily in our favour.
Also, because of the above mentioned media blackout aready granted us, we would strongly advise against the publication of this email and request that you maintain it with upmost confidentiality.
[Oops.]
Mentioning, or furtermore copying, it onto your website, "Thought, rants and ideas" or indeed any other website in your possession or the possession of others, regardless of your awareness of such an act, could increase the severity considerably and provoke an instantaneous and decisive response, which would almost certainly result in your site being shut down and possibly even jail for yourself and any associates of yours who have aided you at any stage of this process.
The publication of international secrets (albeit of ficticious international establishments) cannot in anyway be condoned. Especially not in a manner which could at worst reveal centuries of supressed information and ruin the work many dedicated their lives to that this situation has such at risk and at best misinform and possibly convert several people to believe in the existence of (the entirely fictional and completely untrue) Illuminati.
Should this not convince you to remove all references to our non-existent sect, you should know that Gooosho'lfnh the terrible shall smite thou all if you dare continue this blashpemy.
Regards,
Not the President Master of the Command of the Holy Saviour
P.S
Not the Lord Esquire the Renowed Librarian of the Lord either.
posted by Mkzrj at 5:27 pm
4 Comments:
Lol? this isnt real surely.... if it is then im actually scared, but good entry :O
MKZRJ,
We warned you against the publishment of the email sent to you today. Having reconsulted on this matter the illuminati council have decided that your rather instant posting of the confidential email, that an alternative solution is apt for you.
In other words, don't sleep too deeply tonight.
¬_¬
In other words, "You're fucked."
MKZRJ,
You smell.
This is the decisive action by the Illuminati.
HA.
Sincerely,
Not Faf.
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