Decade

I recently read an article in the Guardian about predictions for the next ten years. This specifically related to the aftermath of the "Middle East Crisis", but I think it could be applied for various other things. So here are my predictions for the next ten years. That's from now until 2016 if you couldn't work that one out. If that is the case, please leave. There is nothing for you here.

The NHS.
The NHS leadership is currently going through a series of transitions, from Halfwit -> Fuckwit -> Hewitt. I don't think it can possibly get any worse, so it's bound to go uphill. Or maybe, under New Labour or the Tories we might change to the stunning American system - because ofcourse the poor aren't worthy of healthcare. Sometimes in the UK we forget that the rich are more important to keep alive than the poor. Silly Brits.

The Middle East.
Well, I read one suggestion that Hilary Clinton will win the next election, she'll bomb Natanz, everything will go crap, doomsday will be upon us, the Americans will go and attack everyone like they do against all foreigners and homosexuals, then...
Getting a little CJ deja vu from that picture of her.

What do I actually think? Well, it'll go down one of two roads :
A) The Israeli war machine will continue to kill everything, America and Britain will stand by/watch/help, they'll establish another regime in south Lebanon, and everything will be shit. This is the more likely.
B) They'll be an international outcry from those whose sisters and mothers aren't the same people, and Israel will pull out. Also, Britney Spears will become President and Mel Gibson will stop making obscure religious films.

The Environment
We're screwed.

Governments
Three points of mention here - England, the USA, and Cuba. Yes, Cuba.
England : When Tony Blair eventually realises we all hate him and he's going insane (seriously, look at a recent picture of him. He looks like that serial killer bloke with the crazy head), he might step down and let Gordon Brown take over. Unfortunately, because public opinion sees that Labour are no better than the Tories, if indeed worse now, the next election might see the Conservatives return to power. Not good.
USA : When George Bush is forced to leave after his first non-illegal term of office, we'll be split between two equally crap candidates. The Republican one, on account of being Republican will be another warmongering fool no doubt, but so will Hilary Clinton. One prediction had her bombing Iran rather than Bush. Either way, the next 4 years don't look much better.
Cuba : Incredible arrogance. The US government claims to be bravely "standing by" to "help" Cuba into a democracy. It seems to me Cuba has improved under a single party state - better health-care and education that much of the US. That is to say, fingers are not required for mathematics. I just hope Cuba can hold onto what makes it what it currently is.

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